one might say we're banned from that church
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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