You really coming over, don't trick.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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