True but thats because hes a fetus.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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