your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Please, let me fuck your mom
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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