My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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