i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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