who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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