Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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