ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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