Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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