The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
