OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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