People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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