I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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