i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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