How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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