found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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