We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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