if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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