Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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