She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
