There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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