absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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