She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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