I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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