He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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