Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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