i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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