im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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