My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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