Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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