dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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