i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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