at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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