I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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