yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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