I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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