Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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