you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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