i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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