I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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