I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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