Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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