On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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