is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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