This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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