All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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