I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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