The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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