Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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