Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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