I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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