Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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