hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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