Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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